Foghorn is our talisman centre midfielder who’s tough tackling has often made him unpopular with the opposition. Dave is Wickwars current holder of the longest league ban award and his record looks set to last for years. Dave was a record Wickwar signing when he was tempted down from up north by a lucrative contract. He has since become a local legend with a host of fantastic performances for both 1 st and reserve teams. Recent personality clashes have brought Dave down to the reserves and we are over the moon to have him.

Foghorn has often been compared to Robocop due to the fact that after every game he looks like he could never play again but a week later, following some intense engineering work, he is normally fit to take his place.

Dave can often be found in a field drinking gravy (remember he is northern) or trying his best to get past his current drinking record of 1 pint of Guinness.

Dave is an integral part of the ‘Wickwar fledglings’ and has matured into an excellent defender for both the reserves and the firsts this season.

Although naturally right footed, Dave has adjusted well to the left back role and has made it his own with his hard tackling and accurate passing.

Additionally Dave is ‘King of the Pups’ when it comes to the important post match Cider drinking.

Stef made the move south in the mid 50’s but didn’t arrive at Wickwar Wanderers until the late 90’s. He enjoyed successful spells at a number of clubs until settling at Pucklechurch Sports where he captained their county league side for a number of years.

With his teacher instincts, Stef is a dominant and vocal member of the team. He is always keen to add his view and help others around him.

Even though he’s now a senior member of the team he still impresses with his silky skills and ‘Ray Wilkins’ like engine.

Steve "Devon" White is still a quality player despite his advancing years. A county league player back in the early 80s, Steve was known for his ‘Tony Daley’ like pace and deadly left foot. After Wotton, Steve made the 4 mile journey to Wickwar and never looked back. He has continued to dazzle but not only as a winger, Devon has become the complete all round player.

Jermaine was signed on a free transfer by former manager Terry Skuse in the autumn of 2004 from Patchway Town.

He started his Wickwar career well with a number of powerful displays from the centre of the park. Unfortunately he badly injured his knee after only a few appearances and was sent to the clubs rehabilitation centre in Easton.

Jermaine has returned to the fold this year fresher than ever, clearly benefiting from his time in ‘the hood’. He has all the key attributes of the complete midfield player, quick, strong with excellent distribution.

The quiet man of the first’s who’s football speaks volumes. Steve oozes class with superb control and effortless passing. At best in the middle of the park Steve has a ferocious shot coupled with excellent dead ball ability.

The challenge this season is to get Steve incredibly drunk and hopefully see him dancing on the table of the local pub.

A former Bristol Rovers trainee, ‘Willis’ is without a doubt the most skillful player at the club. Willis didn’t quite make the grade, as his position when he was a lad was goalkeeper and he was deemed too small, at just under three foot!

Thankfully from that day on Willis decided to play outfield and treat us all to his sublime talent, so the Rovers loss is Wickwar’s gain.

Willis hasn’t played regularly for a few seasons now but what we’ve seen so far has been top class and he’s only going to get better. Although his shooting does need a little polishing!!

The youngest player in the team but what a player he is! Super fast and strong, Anthony is a real threat down the left flank.

Anthony is a fully fledged boxer although team coach Ernie Calder often
describes him as a Jack Russell. The club is an exciting place with talented
youngsters like Anthony around.

Tyrone is flashier than a direct hit on a detergent factory and has a vast array of skills, and my god does he like to show them as much as possible!!

Silky smooth with lightening pace, Tyrone is more than a match for what the Stroud league has to offer and is sure to weigh in with his fair share of goals this season.

Tyrone is another of Wickwar’s new signing’s arriving from Lebeques Tavern on a bosman in June. He is from the same stable as team mate Jermaine Edwards, graduating from Wickwar’s centre of excellence in early spring.

Robbie graduated through the Wickwar Academy and has put in some fine performances for both teams over the years, matching a good first touch with good pace and an eye for goal.

Rob is a serial tax dodger and is aiming to remain in full time education until he is at least 30 or has completed every playstation game on the market. Currently residing on the wrong side of the Severn Bridge, Rob uses coming back to play football as the perfect excuse for leaving the land of the leek once a week.

Rob's hair is an absolute disgrace.